sportie Share definition Flag someone whos a jock or really into sports,is always on sports teams in school,and watches sports all the time..was used alot in the 80s "jesus,everything that guys wearing has a team name on it..what a fuckin sportie" sportie by BobOfDeath December 1, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the sportie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch