random kid: dude uve just been spooned
spooner: *puts spoon in victoms pocket*
victom: *turns around and grabs spoon*
UNSUCCESSFUL SPOONING!! SRY
For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner
Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."
"Nah, we were spooning on the couch watching Springer but she just wouldn't get around to forking."