Person 2: "Yeh man, I don't know if they liked it but for their own dignity, let's just say that they were cold"
Person 1: "Yeah man, they were in a tent after all"
*note* not real people mentioned above. Random names used.*
Guy 2: *wakes up hours later* "Bloody hell.." *looks down to see spoon mark on leg* "I've been spooned!"