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15.
To, rape someone with a spoon preferably side ways, while in french class! Sadie's are usually givin this nick name, because they are the ones to be doing this!
David: Oh my god in french class i got totally spooned!
Amanda: It was sadie right?
David: you know it whore!
Sadie: Yeeeeeeeeee Nigzzz, that was me! oh yeah!!! rapeseed!!!!
Amanda: I wanna be a spooner where is tony and his mole! SERVICE ME!!
by Spooner/Big O February 26, 2009
 
16.
Mild term used for a foolish or silly person. I have only ever heard this used in Devon, England. Hardly urban...
You dropped it in the sink? You total spooner!
by l42emmings August 11, 2005
 
17.
1. Somebody who says or does something so stupid and or retarded that they could be mistaken for someone who needs to be "spoon" fed, i.e a mentally handicapped person
Josh: "hey guys!?"

Dan & Mole: "what a spooner!"
by Mole(Flea100) January 15, 2007
 
18.
Code for an extremely good-looking man.
"Oh my god, check it out; there's a spooner right behind you..."
by Nan Bread March 07, 2006
 
19.
in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar
open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!
by devilboy December 23, 2005
 
20.
Used to refer to a person with a huge forehead that usually recedes to the middle of the scalp. Usually accompanied by the callee slapping his/her forehead.
Oi spooner..your forehead is so shiny it looks like..em..you've got a spoon on it!
by Baggus November 06, 2006
 
21.
A guy, who, sit's at lunch, and carves face and other things into his fruit.
Guy 1 - "That guy Steve...He's such a Spooner."

Guy 2 - "We should start calling him 'Spooner Steve '"

Guy 1 and 2 - "Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha"
by Nick Nick June 06, 2006