Spooner

Noun-An individual who can dish it out, but is characteristically incapable of taking it; Someone who readily makes fun of or criticizes others, usually with the goal of obtaining peer approval. Upon receiving accusations or judgement, an insecure spooner will break down emotionally, apologize profusely, or even go into hiding.

1. That dude is such a spooner! He talked so tough, but when I called him out to fight, he left the party.

2. Ann: "Did you see Kay's facebook post yesterday?"

Bree: "Yeah! She was so mean to Joe that it pissed off everybody and when they all commented, she deleted her profile. What a SPOONER!"

by HottPinkMama April 16, 2012

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a spooner is someone who thinks their a smarty pants but isn't. they are jokers but idiots.

ugh that james kid is such a spooner.

by Mr. Spooner :) March 22, 2021

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Getting a boner while spooning....spooner.

Dude I was totes magoats spooning just now...major spooner.

by I_Love_You_Man_440 April 10, 2011

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Code for an extremely good-looking man.

"Oh my god, check it out; there's a spooner right behind you..."

by Nan Bread March 8, 2006

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Spoonerisms

Coined from the late great Do-Shua Jick-Sun III, a term that relates to any anecdote or act performed by an individual who continues to pursue or pester an individual. The acts tend to be related to feelings of unrequited love, wherein the individual would exert extreme or obsessive behaviour towards an uninterested in individual.

Robin: Uh oh, he asked me to go on cam again and to flash my gooch :(

Josh: Yet another one of his crazy Spoonerisms right that. Sorry to hear this.

Dan: LULZ.

by Snorlax's Friend Sposhjewnar May 30, 2010

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