Spoon

What I eat my Trix cereal with.
Guy1: Trix is the best
Guy2: What the fuck, why are you shoving your face in your bowl?
Guy1: Thats how you eat it...
Guy2: Yo nigga try this shit, it's called a spoon
Guy1: Damn, kickass
by James Darkness July 06, 2009
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Spoons

Slang term for a pub in the Wetherspoons chain. Such pubs are usually large inside and sell spirits cheaper than other local pubs.
Fancy going to Spoons for a swift one?
by A pints April 24, 2008
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Spoon

1. A peice of cutlery or other such dining implement used to scoop food and sauces up. it can also be used for dessert.

2. To spoon someone is to cuddle up to them from behind (fully clothed) and hold them lovingly. contrary to popular belief, you cannot be a little spoon and still say you are spooning someone. only the big spoon can spoon.

3. As in "do you need a spoon?!" used to ask satirically if someone would like to use a spoon to get all the shit out of anothers arse more effectively. used when someone is being a kissarse
1.
T:Dinner bitch, pass the spoon!
BAG:i'm using the spoon!
T:don't make me mushroom slap you

2.
Ben was feeling pretty down, so i just lay there and sort of spooned him for a while.

3.
C: lets go to legoland
H: naaaah.
T: i agree, legoland sounds fun.
H: DO YOU NEED A SPOON?
by T.Dott February 04, 2009
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Spoon

Dude... If you don't stop, I'll fucking spoon you to death.
by MagicDonJuan November 29, 2004
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Spooning

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.
Adam and Tay were spooning all night!
by simpley March 13, 2017
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Spooning

A horizontal hug where the friends/lovers lie back to chest, and fit into each others nooks. Like little spoons in a drawer.
My boy lies behind me and proceeds to wrap his arms around me, as I lie in front feeling fully content.
by Mel September 30, 2003
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Spoon

Did you see the shit Steve was doing last night?

Yeah he's such a spoon.
by Davros01 December 08, 2008
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