MagicDonJuan's definitions

maldorf

a word that means ass... used to mock nerds

Lick on my maldorf.. ohhhhh yeah

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

Zeetisapeetis

A common word used in Xenon on that Disney show. I heard it, and I could not stop laughing. It's definitely a sexual enuendo.

Zeetisapeetis Xenon! I like to make up stupid words!

by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003

quawdock

means nothing... funny to say i guess

what the fuck?! quawdock!

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

nast

Horrible... worse than nasty

Magic: I just stuck my penis into that tree!
Jenna Jameson: You are so NAST!!!
Magic: Am I?!?!? (in a sexual tone)
Jenna Jameson: Ohhh Magic... stop that, ohh... uhhh... awww now there's nast all over my face.

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

hostage

When you hold a person, or item for ransom, or just for fun.

Cop: Magic, we know you are in there, release the hostages.
Magic: What hostages!?

by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003

Cult

A group of religious dudes, that want you to cut off your balls.

C'mon, cut off your balls, we all did it!

by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003

Cadbury Surprise

A more fun way to commit suicide...

First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.

Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!

(Grandma crying in the back)

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004