spooge meister 

A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".

A total babe magnet.

When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.

spooge meister by scodder May 23, 2010

Show me your Sponge

this is a phrase used by chav's to ask a lady to show her vagina, usually resulting in retaliation from the lady

Chav's : LOVE! Show me your sponge!

Lady : Fuck off!

Show me your Sponge by Caesar 2K10 December 10, 2010

Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.

Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

Spoogemeister by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019

spoogemeister

an insult to describe a sleazy individual with no redeeming qualities, likening him to wasted sperm

That spoogemeister would sleep with his own sister to get ahead.

spoogemeister by dfmc July 23, 2009

Mexican Sponge Bath 

When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.

Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"

Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"

Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"

Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."

Mexican Sponge Bath by FakeSandwich December 6, 2012

mexican sponge 

The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.

It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.

mexican sponge by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016

Meat Sponge 

When a gay man does anal sex and accepts all presenters and doesn’t discriminate.

He is a total meat sponge!

Meat Sponge by LarryNash September 3, 2020