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8.
What you always find in your bathroom when you share an apartment with a very large lonely guy
I walked in the bathroom and Patricks spooge was all over the toilet . . .
by JMyo July 02, 2006
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9.
n. man goo.
my testicles produce spooge.
by Jaimeson B February 20, 2004
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10.
(n)Sperm;
(fam)Spunk; Cuckusglobulus Omnisaltus; Sphincter Sauce; Jizz; Wadd; Spewj; Nut Bile; Schlong Spit; Watchawant; Nostril Glue; Tonsil Topping; li' swig

see also: Dick Snot
The unsuspecting manager never noticed the inordinately high salt-content of the glazed brownies that Joe brought in on his last day at work, despite strong speculation that he would surely recognize spooge should he taste it.
by Sevinthseal November 16, 2006
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11.
An unidentified substance. Usually sticky or crusty.
Lotion, any kind of food residue or a stain that no one knows what it is qualifies as spooge.
by carmelmochamegan December 27, 2008
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12.
semen, bodily fluid from a man's dick.
That guy spooged on my big tits. :)
by Stacy May 04, 2004
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13.
Another term for cum as a result of road head.
I got spooge all over your car door.
by webman61 June 11, 2014
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14.
As a noun:
1. Semen
2. Semen-lke substance

As a verb:
1. Ejaculate, esp. onto someone or something
Is this spooge spooge, or just spooge-y spooge?
"I SAID: Bill! Why did you spooge?!"
--Tenacious D
by The Anonymouse August 22, 2008
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