2 definitions by Scalpel

Top Definition
Male semen, or the act of ejaculation. Generally a term used by men towards other men in social situations.
"She's so hot I think I spooged myself."
or
"What is this? Spooge?"
by Scalpel January 06, 2005

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An inexplicably poor result for a simple task. Usually only the last name (Buckner) is used.
"On that test, I pulled a Buckner."
by Scalpel January 06, 2005

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