Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.
“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”
The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.
That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!
The act of a gay man farting during intercourse.
Man 1: "Dude, I bummed Dave the other night, he splurfed."
Man 2: "Man that sucks."
masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.
i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.
Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.
the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.
the act of farting out of your dick
dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!