splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 20, 2011

splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

by Liev Love April 25, 2007

splurf

Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.

the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.

by Elsie Gundo July 23, 2005

splurf

Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.

“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”

by bobknob October 2, 2006

splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.

"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"

by Mr Mange September 2, 2013

Splurf

the act of farting out of your dick

dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!

by Jeffyyyyyyyyyyy45 January 4, 2011

Splurf

The sound made when squeezing homemade slime.

Did you just hear the slime splurf when you squeezed it?!

Yes, it splurfed really loud!!

by Rose Nylund June 23, 2021