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Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task. “I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”
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The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online. That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!
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Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast. the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.
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The act of a gay man farting during intercourse. Man 1: "Dude, I bummed Dave the other night, he splurfed."
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masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown. i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.
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the act of farting out of your dick dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!
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