Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.
“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”
#splurf #splurfing #smurf #unpleasant #tedious
by bobknob October 02, 2006
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masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.
i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.
#splurf #splurfing #smurfette #smurfs #masturbating #masturbate
by dr.smegman January 19, 2011
The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.
That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!
#splurf #splurfing #splurfed #spew #keyboard #water #funny
by Liev Love April 24, 2007
The act of a gay man farting during intercourse.
Man 1: "Dude, I bummed Dave the other night, he splurfed."
Man 2: "Man that sucks."
#splurf #bumqueef #queef #spurf #slurf #bum #bumder #gay #bender #bumming
by TearsAreTheBestLube September 08, 2011
Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.
the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.
by Elsie Gundo July 23, 2005
the act of farting out of your dick
dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!
#splerf #dick fart #splarf #anal sex #rectum
by Jeffyyyyyyyyyyy45 January 04, 2011
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