Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.
“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”
by bobknob October 02, 2006
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masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.
i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.
by dr.smegman January 19, 2011
The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.
That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!
by Liev Love April 24, 2007
The act of a gay man farting during intercourse.
Man 1: "Dude, I bummed Dave the other night, he splurfed."
Man 2: "Man that sucks."
by TearsAreTheBestLube September 08, 2011
Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.
the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.
by Elsie Gundo July 23, 2005
the act of farting out of your dick
dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!
by Jeffyyyyyyyyyyy45 January 04, 2011
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