bobknob's definitions

splurf

Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.

“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”

by bobknob October 2, 2006

Beaver Biscuit

When a girls yeast infection gets so nasty and old it curdles up into a hard blob

Damn that ho was nasty! I went down on her and her snatch was full of stank and beaver biscuit

by BobKnob May 31, 2015