banana-split shit 

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

banana-split shit by Yellow fish February 5, 2014

Banana Split 

A rear-positioned oral sex style in which the vagina and anus are licked from the bent-over position. The name comes from the dessert, due to the way the sexual act looks when performed.

A woman receives a banana split from a lucky someone.

Banana Split by Icepic April 7, 2011

Double Banana Split Surprise 

A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.

I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.

Double Banana Split Surprise by Bananasplitter789 May 12, 2021

dirty banana split 

Its when you warm a banana in a microwave for 30 seconds or until slightly warm and stick it in a your ladies bum with 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream, hopefully not chocolate, add toppings and use her butt as a bowl...

I jus gave my girl a dirty banana split and it was finger licking good.

dirty banana split by Lboogie69 August 20, 2014

southend banana split 

Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.

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southend banana split by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014

Banana Split 

When a guy does the splits and hits his dong on the floor

Oww, dude I just did the banana splits

Banana Split by GodsendGamer February 27, 2017

Banana Split 

1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...

2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...

tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.

Banana Split by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005