Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

splashation 

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

Splashmatic 

A word used to define something delicious which just makes your tastebuds explode

Also describes a person who is more than fantastic

It may also be used to describe a person who possesses swagger or a great idea or a mood

That bubblegum slush puppie I had at the movies was splashmatic

That Jay Z concert we attended was splashmatic.
Jay Z's rhymes are splashmatic

Lu: How are you feeling today

MsZee: I feel Splashmatic

Splashmatic by MsZee Mhlongo July 23, 2010

splashcrab 

When you involuntarily contract crabs, from urine splashing on an infected surface...

I can't believe I got splashcrabs from that golden shower

splashcrab by T wang inc February 9, 2018

Splashfro 

A word used to describe a male american afro hair style, where at least half of the afro is shaved off, leaving a splash of hair (afro) on the other side of their head ergo Splashfro.

Marvin Humes on ITV's X Factor has a splashfro during the auditions process and in the first episode. Marvin is a member of boy band JLS, finalists on Britains the X Factor reality TV series 2008 with judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Danni Minogue and Louis Walsh.

Splashfro by Jayniebee January 22, 2009

Splashmat

The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown

"Christ Dave, just had a shit & i forgot the splashmat .... got major splashback from that dump"

Splashmat by dgh938peg April 14, 2010

Splasharita 

A frozen alcoholic drink similar to a margarita, topped with a splash of fresh human semen.

I am so thirsy AND horny right now, I am really in the mood for a splasharita!

John offered to make Ellen a strawberry splasharita.

Splasharita by TheVirginJamie December 16, 2008