water splashback

When water splashes up from the bowl and makes your behind wet, during the act of "taking a shit"

Damn i need some more paper, my ass is wet because of all the water splashback

by dipso January 8, 2004

Splashback Syndrome

While defecating in the lavatory, the main log hits the water and causes and uncontrollable splashback of cold water onto the rectal area.

Omg I just got totally splashback syndromed now my fingers will go through the toilet roll when I wipe.

by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy October 22, 2007

acid splashback

When you go for a turd after someone puts bleach in the toilet and you get a stingy cornhole

"Dude, Aw, Acid Splashback"
"I don't know how to tell you this, but you have a serious case of acid splashback"

by sam, jonny, james August 8, 2006

Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

Splashback Enema

When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event

Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.

by wynx October 29, 2020

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

splashback nugget

So a splashback nugget is when you shit out a fairly large poo then after the impact of the fairly large poo hits the water, there is a splashback which while your straining out your next poo, the splashback then causes your bum hole to tense which then cuts off your 2 load to a much smaller nugget which is named the splashback nugget

Arr mate I was shitting out a huge poo then splashback nugget happend.

by Mr. Bunce April 23, 2016