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spit shined 

She spit shined his dick
spit shined by Fhtniger March 29, 2016

Spit shined 

The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.
"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."

spit shined 

Spit shined is used describing something shiny or brand new
"She has a Spit shined Rolex"

spit shined 

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.
That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.
spit shined by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

spit shined 

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.
"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

spit shined 

Unbelievably clean.
Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.
spit shined by ideka July 25, 2016