spirit-fuck

In enlightened sex terms, an intense, not-necessarily-sexual encounter that gives the feeling of complete connection often attributed to excellent sex. An expression of complete satisfaction with the spiritual connection with the partner.

Wow! I felt our connection - it was just a short phone call, but I'm completely in love - I've been spirit-fucked!

spirit-fuck by LivingLand October 9, 2008

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Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck

Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a box can be presumed both dead and alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.

-Man, my flight was delayed so many times yesterday, I got Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck ed!

Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck by Whippedmamasboy December 28, 2021

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Spirit Fucking

The act of having a hot and heavy spiritual relationship (most of the time over the interwebs).

Wow, I love the picture comments! We were totally spirit fucking all day on facebook.

Spirit Fucking by Dirty Jersey ELC June 21, 2011

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Spirit-fucked

to be so overcome by the Holy Spirit that you seem to be drunk, high, fucked up, etc.

I went to church this morning and got so Spirit-fucked i couldn't drive home!

Spirit-fucked by oddkin March 6, 2005

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spiritfucker

A person who thinks of nothing else but fucking 24/7.

Most men I know are spiritfuckers.

spiritfucker by LLeeP November 30, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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