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A spiper is a fiercely loyal friend who would start a world war for you, who would go to the mat for you, who has your back in every situation. Someone who empowers you to be everything you were created to be. They have the ability to change you even though they don't. They are someone you can totally be yourself around without fear of ever being judged, condemned or rejected. A spiper is closer than a brother, a rare true friend that can be trusted with your life.
"Dude, the way you took a stand for me back there... that meant the world to me. You're a true spiper."
spiper by little red haired girl January 26, 2013
a nurse who works in a spinal surgery office, often a mean and enticing wench who likes to make men bend over and weep
Melvin had arrived late for his appointment therefore he had to see the spinette for his treatment.
spinette by kengi October 11, 2005
Easily sippable. Delightful and slurpy small tastes.
This tequila flight is so sipetic.
Sipetic by kLuckDragon June 18, 2016
A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.
SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.
SpikeTV by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Spitetomatoes 

Main Entry: spite·tomato
Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malice going on here because there was just one big hunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee!! the world would be a more better place without them"
Spitetomatoes by Jess DeBellis July 28, 2008

Spiketown 

a destination in a volleyball game when one player lays the law down by spiking the ball on their opponent. Hence the term "taking you to spiketown"
TK and Jim made it rain and took his bitch ass to spiketown after he ran his mouth.
Spiketown by jpdangles July 9, 2009