(n.) He-who-must-attend-spinning-class-regularly
The gym was largely populated by spinsters.
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An elderly or aging female who due to a combination of major personality flaws, undesirable personal habits, and unattractive physical appearance has never married. It is not uncommon for a spinster to have had many short term romantic relationships and to have spread her legs for many men. Females begin to enter spinster territory at the age of 35 or the first appearance of gray hair and or crow's feet.
Females often claim to be, "career oriented" or "independent" to help them come to terms with being a spinster.
by chart May 21, 2008

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1. A first name, as in cougar who likes to eyeball younger men.
2. Anyone with the name "Audrey"
3. An old woman with crust who will soon collect the cats.
4. A woman whose ovaries are becoming dehydrated and may soon fall out.
"Spinster is on the prowl again....I saw her in the middle school parking lot last night"
by cha cha cougar October 23, 2009

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A hipster (35+) who takes a modern, but yet old expensive piece of clothing and pairs it with mostly inexpensive items purchased from Nordstrom's Rack or Marshall's. Basically, they put their own SPIN on their old expensive clothing and thus making it AWESOME = SPINSTER!
A new trendy hoodie with an old expensive leather skirt and v-Itaglia boots or paul green shoes (and sometimes awesome knee socks), hence, you are a SPINster!
by tarster October 02, 2010

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A woman once she hits the big 3-0 & is still single...never been married, no kids. Usually blames her career for the fact that no guy wants her.
yeah, she's a spinster. She couldn't even get a man to marry her in her 20's, so good luck now!
by JustinK80 March 29, 2011

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A gangster who rides on spinners, rims that rotate continously, even if the actual wheel is not turning. It is a portmanteau of the words 'spinners' and 'gangster'.
Joke

Me: whatchu you call a gangster who pimps his ride with them spinners?

Person: think....I don't know, tell me.

Me: A Spinster! Hah; funny, eh?

Person: Damn, that was the lamest joke I've ever heard
by 123philihp321 September 28, 2006

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A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish
The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn
by Dude March 02, 2005

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