1. A first name, as in cougar who likes to eyeball younger men.
2. Anyone with the name "Audrey"
3. An old woman with crust who will soon collect the cats.
4. A woman whose ovaries are becoming dehydrated and may soon fall out.
"Spinster is on the prowl again....I saw her in the middle school parking lot last night"
A hipster (35+) who takes a modern, but yet old expensive piece of clothing and pairs it with mostly inexpensive items purchased from Nordstrom's Rack or Marshall's. Basically, they put their own SPIN on their old expensive clothing and thus making it AWESOME = SPINSTER!
A new trendy hoodie with an old expensive leather skirt and v-Itaglia boots or paul green shoes (and sometimes awesome knee socks), hence, you are a SPINster!
A gangster who rides on spinners, rims that rotate continously, even if the actual wheel is not turning. It is a portmanteau of the words 'spinners' and 'gangster'.
Me: whatchu you call a gangster who pimps his ride with them spinners?
....I don't know, tell me.
Me: A Spinster! Hah; funny, eh?
Person: Damn, that was the lamest joke I've ever heard
A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.
Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish
The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.