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Spider Grip 

A male masturbatory technique where the man interlocks his fingers, pinky to pointer, so the knuckles are touching. He then places his penis in between the "spider legs" and uses the grip to pleasure himself. This grip often involves the use of the thumbs on the head of the penis. The use of thumbs is often referred to as "Chelin" in reference to the name of a spiders mouth parts.
I'm not a big fan of the stranger, I think the spider grip feels way better.

My gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. She even chelied it!
Spider Grip by Mewt April 8, 2010
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Spider-Man Grip 

The position of female masturbation/fingering in which her middle and index finger are moved consistently inside of her vagina in a trigger movement, resembling the finger movement that Spider-Man uses to shoot webs (this position can also be used by a male to the female).
-Person 1: I walked in on her spider-man grip fingering herself HARD dude
-Person 2: wow. H O T.

spidey grip 

Utilizing a finger pose just like the famed web-slinger. Extend all fingers with palm up and fold the middle inward. Then, put one in the stink and two in the pink of your chick du jour.
All I had to do to see the whites of her eyes was to put the spidey grip on her.
spidey grip by J Bro September 5, 2008

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026