Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."
Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"
Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"
by cberry February 25, 2014
by jeremy April 22, 2004
Stray pubic hairs of impressive length escaping from the sides of an undergarment, e.g. swimsuit
see also beetle bonnet
see also beetle bonnet
by Captain Zap September 29, 2003
The thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men's nostrils.
Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!
Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!
(She chats with receptionist)
She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"
Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"
She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "
Both: "eeewwwwww"
She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"
Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"
She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "
Both: "eeewwwwww"
by Jasminenz January 8, 2008
The act of spasmaming your body and legs to a catchy beat in public. Usually recorded so multiple people can enjoy the playback and hilariouty. Common moves include the crotch grab, head stroke and leg stomp.
by the.dance.machine November 7, 2010