S-Sider

When you're a bigger fan of Sara Quin than you are of Tegan Quin.

Person one: Tegan and Sara are my favourite band.
Person two: Omg, me too! S-Sider or T-Teamer?
Person one: S-Sider all the waaay.

S-Sider by skqlover. March 29, 2010

asimov's sideburns 

1) n. To be used in similes to show something is epic.
2) v. To be used to show you are doing something epic.
3) a. To be used to show how awesome what you are looking at is epic.
4) av. To be used to show how epic what you are/were doing is/was.

The phrase 'asimov's sideburns' refers to the science fiction writer Isaac Asimov, known mainly for his writing and good intellect, but the hidden gem of his character were his heavily-cultivated sideburns. Asimov fans around the world recognise Asimov's sideburns as some of the most persona-defining, ingenious, and gravity-defying hair since Friderich Nietzche's moustache.

1) She was as awesome as asimov's sideburns.

The Grand Canyon's pure sight was breathtaking, like asimov's sideburns.
2) I totally asimov's sideburned down that road.
3) Wow, did you see that asimov's sideburns car?
4) The car was asimov's sideburning asimov's sideburnly.

asimov's sideburns by I Define The Internet May 9, 2010

Gamer's sideburn 

A drastic dent in the hair surrounding the ears due to a long period spent with headsets on.

Person A: Man.. sorry I'm late, I track of time..
Person B: Playing WOW? I see your Gamer's Sideburn.

Gamer's sideburn by Matrixcow March 24, 2010

canaan's side 

Israel/palestine. Ancient biblic reference. See promised land

And land them safe of canaans' side.

canaan's side by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Tanaka's side chick 

A person who Tanaka hooks up with when he can't do it with kiyoko, Tanaka stans gws

Look, it's sans, poor thing, she is Tanaka's side chick

Tanaka's side chick by Carbonoxie August 29, 2021

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed 

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

Noddy Holder's sideburns 

An unkempt, overgrown feral ginger minge, when approached from behind. Advise you take a machete. From the flamboyant side whiskers of singer from 70s band Slade.

"...worse than Noddy Holder's sideburns..."
A man promised a Brazilian invades a rainforest.

Noddy Holder's sideburns by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008