spice weasel 

1) A rodent from outer space used in Neptuian cooking to add flavour to a dish. When the tail and head are pulled apart rapidly this creature exumes spice out of it's nose. (As seen in Futurama)

2. (Inuendo) an expression used to describe an attractive woman.

She deserves a blast of the spice weasel.
*rapidly pull clenched hands away from each other in vertical motion*
BAM!

spice weasel by JKRK13 May 3, 2005

Spice weasel 

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.

Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn

Spice weasel by Silver tongued liar November 3, 2015

Spice Weasel 

A betting term for poker which reffurs to betting insane amounts with little to no chance of winning. Thought it up from the whole Futurama Alkizar's "crankin it up a notch with the spice weasel!" its a good term cos its for those "All or nothing" Attempts

Spice weaselin' my Opponent Hard
Crankin this game up with the ol' "Spice Weasel"

Spice Weasel by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

Hit with a spice weasel 

To make more attractive.

From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.

Did you see Scott's girlfriend? I think she needs to be hit with a spice weasel!

Hit with a spice weasel by Fresco_Camco July 27, 2016