a sexy person of australian decent. a gangsterrrrizzllee that i like to personallyholler at dawg. my brother in fact. a llama as well. and my other half
Drinkingalcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.
I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.
When you think a clean glass door or window is open and you fly into it like a sparrow would a glass window. Leaving you slightly dozy until you shake off the embarrassment.
The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.