sperminites Share definition Flag The semen of a man. Most commonly called, Jizz, Skeet, or Pudding! Man 1:"Hey pal, you totally splashed your sperminites all over my cashmere sweater" Man 2:"No I didn't" sperminites by mr_bond May 7, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the sperminites mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch