Sperm donner

Noun. Someone who covers you in gentleman's relish. I.e., you don his sperm.

Example: Kevin is such a sperm donner. He covered my face when I wasn't expecting it!

Sperm donner by Jafloofly March 9, 2018

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sperm doner

man who does not use protection condomswhen in sexual intercourse and has had more than 2 kids

my dad is a sperm doner dis nigga got 12 kids and pay child support 4 all of them

sperm doner by clement parkes March 28, 2008

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sperm doner day

Sperm doner day falls on march 2nd. This holiday gives all rights to aim there middle fingers towards (dead beat dads). Also known as a piece of shit male that acts like a selfish prick and refuses to take responsibility for his offspring.

Its sperm doner day lets get out our cells and send a family finger to your worthless sperm doner

sperm doner day by Meganator84 June 18, 2017

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Sperm for dinner

A pile of sperm at the dinner table

for example mike took a massive scoop of sperm for dinner

Sperm for dinner by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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