spenard divorce 

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

spenard divorce by kajoe August 28, 2006

spenard satans 

The Spenard Association Trails And Neighborhood Safety. a bike club turned musical group that lives, works, and plays in Spenard, Alaska.

Are you going to the spenard Satans show tonight?

Hell yeah see you at the roadhouse.

spenard satans by dirtyboytheOG December 10, 2010

stenard 

Anyone who displays amazing talent at sports, comedy, philosophy, and fine arts.

A naturally well gifted Renaissance man.

The Dos Equis man is a Stenard.

stenard by stinkystenard September 3, 2012

speard

A very thin beard, worn by young boys in the early stages of puberty. Their facial hair is not thick or coarse yet, but they still think they look cool wearing their beard, even though it is thin and whispy, and looks really stupid.

The word "speard" is a hybrid of "spic" and "beard." This term was given because the primary wearers of speards are fourteen year old hispanic males. However, a signifigant portion of speards can be seen on boys of any ethnicity, especially on those of Middle Eastern or Indian descent. It is less common among negroid and caucasian boys.

I finally realized i look stupid with this speard on my chin, so I shaved this morning.

speard by Joey Pitchfork July 28, 2006

SPENARDED 

to get told one thing and delivered another

you just got spenarded

SPENARDED by DUMONTOOOO January 22, 2018

spanard

An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of Espanola or, in local parlance, Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple spaniard.

Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple vato was cruising and he got lost because the lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.

spanard by Hilltopper December 15, 2008

spanard

adjective. Label or description of a man or a woman of spanish decent and or of spanish origin (i.e. Cubans, Mexicans, Filipinos) acting like a bastard.

Can also be used as an insult.

'You met jose the other day?'
'just another spanard..'
'I hear that.'

spanard by Just in. March 4, 2009