splives 

Parasites similar to mites that dwell on the head. Or inside...for they have the ability to travel to the brain and subtly take over a human's consciousness.

"Hey, dude, is that a splive on your head?"

"No, you insolent human. That is my mother."

splives by Andrew Morgan July 1, 2005

Spieves 

A spieve is the chocolate chip shaped piece of fecal matter created by shoving an un circumcised penis in a dirty anus(see Capt. Paul Watson from Whale Wars).
When you roll the foreskin back the spieve will appear and at this point you will be able to harvest it and put in your favorite candy dish.

The dad Billy bob from the show 18 and counting has a bowl of spieves at his bedside after he rams his ugly baby in the dumper.

Spieves by rabidpitbull August 1, 2009

speves 

A word to refer to a malodorous piscine-aroma emanating person from the northern realms of Canada. Although uncommon, it can also be used to refer to a perpetually internet-engaged, corpulent individual with an unwavering devotion to the virtual realms of Roblox. They are also known to be huge enjoyers of Hatsune Miku.

Oh look, there's a speves!
That speves is on Roblox again?! They've been playing for 45 hours straight on Randomly Generated Droids!

speves by cottonmouthed June 14, 2024