Spieves 

A spieve is the chocolate chip shaped piece of fecal matter created by shoving an un circumcised penis in a dirty anus(see Capt. Paul Watson from Whale Wars).
When you roll the foreskin back the spieve will appear and at this point you will be able to harvest it and put in your favorite candy dish.

The dad Billy bob from the show 18 and counting has a bowl of spieves at his bedside after he rams his ugly baby in the dumper.

Spieves by rabidpitbull August 1, 2009

spinvestigation 

spinvestigation: n. politically-motivated allegations bolstered by phony news releases about "ongoing investigations."

Fox News today reported progress in their spinvestigation into pizza parlors that front for pedophile rings.

spinvestigation by boguslang October 18, 2021

spinvestigation 

noun. Politically-motivated allegations bolstered by fake "ongoing investigations."

Fox News reported on its spinvestigation into pizza parlors that front for pedophile rings.

spinvestigation by boguslang October 18, 2021

spinvestigation 

noun. Politically-motivated allegations bolstered by fake announcements of "ongoing investigations."

Fox News reported on its spinvestigation into pizza parlors that front for pedophile rings.

spinvestigation by boguslang October 18, 2021

spinvestigation 

noun. Politically-motivated allegations bolstered by fake announcements of "ongoing investigations."

Fox News reported on its spinvestigation into pizza parlors that front for pedophile rings.

spinvestigation by boguslang October 18, 2021

speves 

A word to refer to a malodorous piscine-aroma emanating person from the northern realms of Canada. Although uncommon, it can also be used to refer to a perpetually internet-engaged, corpulent individual with an unwavering devotion to the virtual realms of Roblox. They are also known to be huge enjoyers of Hatsune Miku.

Oh look, there's a speves!
That speves is on Roblox again?! They've been playing for 45 hours straight on Randomly Generated Droids!

speves by cottonmouthed June 14, 2024