Arctic Speedfuck 

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).

Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!

Arctic Speedfuck by MB2011 August 14, 2011

sheepfuck 

a disaster;complete and utter slaughter

massacre

As quoted in no country for old men, "This towns gone to hell first that sheepfuck in the desert..."

sheepfuck by sheep fuck October 5, 2009

Idaho Spudfucker 

The Idaho Spudfucker is when you take instant mashed potatoes and put them inside the girls vagina. You then began to to fuck without a condom and use the cum and "love juices" to turn them into mashed potatoes! Afterwards, you eat the mashed potatoes.!

That Sally girl wanted me to take her to Dinner. So I gave her the old Idaho Spudfucker instead!

Idaho Spudfucker by C.C and K.W!!! October 14, 2011

sheepfucker 

Sheepfucker: One who would fuck a sheep

You are a dirty sheepfucker

sheepfucker by Jon (NY) December 7, 2004

speedkick 

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.

If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.

speedkick by b1ak3 January 19, 2004

spellfucker 

Another name for the spellchecker/autocorrect on your cell phone

I texted my boss to say I googled the new employee but spellfucker changed "googled" to "fondled."

spellfucker by JipFurr April 8, 2011

Speedbuckets 

The best drinking game on the planet died of alcohol poisoning right after it played Speedbuckets.

The game consists of sucking back, through a straw, a combo of alcohol, energy drinks, and mix from a bucket. Each bucket has a team of 3-6 players who race against other bucket teams to finish first. If there are enough people for only one bucket, the players begin by guessing how long it will take to finish - the person with the closest guess wins. The prize – there is none. Just be happy you’re so drunk, so quick.

Inspired by Thailand’s “Bucket” drinks, where one person casually drinks from a bucket. Invented in July of 2010 by two Canadian guys and three Danish girls.

No doubt the best way to start your night. A crowd pleaser at pre-drinks.

Sentence use:
How many Speedbuckets did we do last night and who the fuck are you?

Speedbuckets by C.S.M.S.C July 29, 2011