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Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).
Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!
by MB2011 August 10, 2011

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