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speaktard 

1. N. someone who either consistently or momentarily makes a mistake when speaking

2. N. someone who just sounds like an idiot while speaking

Adj. speaktarded
charles: "hey cutie, i'm, my name umm.. i mean beer?"
random girl: "was that a question or something?"
charles: "yes.. can i buy it?"
random girl: "you're scaring me what the hell are you talking about?"
charles: "what the hell are you talking about?"
leo: "please excuse my friend, he's a speaktard."
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spaktard 

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow
that sam is such a spaktard
spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004

speakada chinese 

when you use a fake chinese accent, usualy used in prank calls or x box live microphones
Cumberlandfarms guy: Cumberland farms
ME: dehh harro how you doooween sa ma ming yo?
Cumberlandfarms guy: WHAT???
ME: no no no risten haaree, do u speakada chinese?
Cumberlandfarms guy: uhhhmm no?
speakada chinese by Sam631 May 14, 2009

speakada english 

Say that more clearly or in a way that I can understand
Ryan: mumbles something
Ryan's mom: Speakada English!
speakada english by coral8 June 24, 2016

swearhards

Simply put- folks that fucking swear. Hard. Swearhards. i.e. libtards, or sjws& their ilk
You said something mildly offensive which could be blown out proportion Susan, you better watch out cause the swearhards will getcha.
swearhards by Azoth January 24, 2019

spakTARD 

a little man who seems to be incontinent and has a wierd sense of humor. can be found at any local place but particularly hanging in the centre of town with absolutly nothing to do.
that guy is such a spakTARD
spakTARD by H3ll15h g0d January 19, 2009

SpakTard 

Referring to the students of a West Yorkshire (UK) university/college (TASC)

They are neither a Spastic nor a Retard but a mixture of both. They have very little common sense, life experience and are often ill educated and merely a government statistic.
'You SpakTard'
SpakTard by DollyGirl86 May 12, 2009