spaztard 

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

spaztard by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003

Spaztard 

Someone who is a cross between spaz and retarded. Often very lovable and somewhat drunk, or in a permanant state of stoned.

'Isdfhsdkfgsdfg!'
'Lol, you spaztard.'

Spaztard by Lover of Connor November 7, 2006

Spaztard 

An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.

Wow, your such a spaztard!

Spaztard by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015

Spaztard 

A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!

Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!

Spaztard by Helchel Noriffe May 7, 2007

Spaztard 

Someone who was clearly thrown at a wall when they were born. Also known as noob.

Harry : 'I just ate a shoe HERRDUURP'

Michael : 'You spaztard.'

Spaztard by Raywr. December 29, 2010

Spaztard 

An extremely retarded spastic. A cross between the two words that makes a term one above in insultness level. Spaztard > spastic > retard. Also spelt spastard. But only spaztards spell it like that.

Me- I dropped my stapler and stapled my foot

Some other guy- You spastard

Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar

Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.

Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.

Spaztard by tomjdog April 16, 2014

Spazzturd 

A word of my own invention,it's now often used at the school where I work (I'm a pupil.)

This word replaces the word bastard
in a sentence.
Used becuase it has alot more meaning behind it,
it's short for 'Spazzy turd.'

It also has less vulgar connotations than 'bastard'(your less likely to get told off for saying it in school)
,even though in theory, it should be even more offensive, becuase 'bastard' doesn't have any meaning
whilst the meaning of spazzturd is always the same.

1:Can I borrow 10 quid?
2:no.
1:Oh please I really need it!
2:No I don't have any money with me.
1: PLEASE I'll PAY YOU BACK!
2:no! get your own money you little spazzturd!

Spazzturd by Scarlo-hara February 6, 2008