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David Spates

David Spates is the best entertainer that niggas watch on YouTube. His channel is laughandpeealittle, and his best series is his PORN (Prisoners on the Run) series, where he and his nigga John Ollie (johnollie) make videos about them telling their crime stories. You a nigga and noting is good on BET, watch David Spates.
Go to YouTube and search for PORN talk. Best David Spates ever.
David Spates by AFB64 October 30, 2011
(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.
Guy -

"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."
Spalled by Hawky1 July 6, 2011
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 

An insanely good movie that will confuse the Hell out of you until the very end when it all comes together, and you instantly add it to your Myspace 'movies' list.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind feautres some lines that will sound familiar to fans of the band Circa Survive:

"Meet me in Montauk" and "Wish Resign" are CS songs, and Meet me in Montauk is all about the movie.

Keurig Spatter 

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.
"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

Statler and Waldorf by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009
Verb, to fuck someone or something in a very rough way
Person A wird heute noch gespalten
Spalten by Callela2015 June 5, 2015
Spitley means paper, of course
I am writing on a piece of spitley
Spitley by Ujkdsadnmaspoiepio December 29, 2006