(past tense) (adverb) 1. to form a mental image with devious intent, 2. to achieve a result by taking the quickest and most impulsive path rather than the most logical and deliberate one.
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"It took a lot of spalling but I finally figured out how to rob the place."

Guy -

"So I glimped the kneecaps off the youngfella 'coz that's just the way I spalled it."
by Hawky1 July 4, 2011
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A random 'spam' call from a company that doesn't leave information about what they are calling for. This burns up cell phone minutes you are paying for.
Ex: This is the 3rd damn Spall I've had today. I am expecting important phone calls, but I just keep getting Spalled!"

Usually a call from a 208 or 703 area code. This information can be found on websites that address these irritating phone calls.
http://www.mpdailyfix.com/2006/06/spam_phone_calls.html
by sunsetat6 March 26, 2009
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The word used to replace "Spell" when mocking someone and their inability to spell correctly
Idiot number one: dude your a retarad

Idiot number two: Says the kid who can't even spall retard correctly
by J BIEB LOVR January 26, 2012
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Used in place of profane words in chat rooms. A male who is slapping his balls.
by Badnips July 22, 2010
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Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.
*One office collogue to another*
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a
by Big Black Jack 77 June 9, 2023
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Brilliant actor as seen in "Vacuuming Completely Nude In Paradise"
Sell, sell, fucking sell!!!
by Adrian Harding September 30, 2004
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The fracturing of a major news story. Where reporters, hacks, and talking heads all begin to talk about THE story as if they were experts on the subject. As if, that barking Atlanta newscaster knows anything about avalanches or Wall Street derivatives.
Anything Nancy Grace(CNN) reports on.
Anything Geraldo reports(FOX) on. -or-
Each reporter grabbed that death story and started spalling.
(could this happen here?, Police aren't saying but my sources say...)
by mcos December 18, 2008
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