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German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.
I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...
spatzel by ME! January 9, 2003
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spätzle 

A Southern German variant of pasta, also known as, the best item of food in Germany and virtually, the entire planet. Anyone who has tried it, and dislikes it, is a braindead simp.
Spätzle ist lecker, oder?
Nein alter, es ist absolut scheiß.
Hat jemand eine pistole?

Translation:

Spätzle is nice, isn't it?
No man, it's absolute shit.
Does anyone have a gun?
spätzle by GamRi March 1, 2020
Cute blondie... feed her with croissants and latte machiato to keep her satisfied.
Fraeulein Johnson is a real Spatzl.
spatzl by MrSquiggy January 24, 2005

albert snatzel 

Look its Albert Snatzel the unicorn man!
albert snatzel by Addythequeen January 10, 2018

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026