Spawney Melt 

Someone who is lucky, fortunate or to be envied. For example a lottery winner, a goofy teenage boy with a perfect girlfriend or a gentleman in an internet video who is accompanied by several young ladies, all whom seem bent upon out performing each other at a variety of sexual acts upon his person.

I've just seen a 17 year old with his perfect girlfriend at the airport. They are on their way to Spain for 2 weeks where they will no doubt have 36,698 24 second shags. The Spawney Melt. I should have whispered to him that girls are supposed to have orgasms too.

Spawney Melt by dogegg July 13, 2011

Sparny 

The combination of being high and drunk at the same time.

"Everyone was so Sparny after the party"

Sparny by AM_DOG August 22, 2016

Sparnay 

The act of striking someone, generally in the face, with your unerect penis.

Instead of tea bagging Jerry when he passed out we decided to give him a sparnay.

Sparnay by Calgary Drew December 22, 2007

Swarney

Swarney is a fictional character created by mistake by a person of great humor during a late night JackBox Party game. Swarney is basically if Barney the dinosaur had swag for days.

Dude relax, Swarney isn’t real.. he can’t hurt you!

Swarney by Swarney October 8, 2020

Sparnesha 

A beautiful young lady, and don’t let nobody get in her way, and always wanna fight someone who get on her nerves,and always use the word PERIOD‼️

She’s a little feisty too‼️💛

DONT PLAY WITH HER‼️

Do u have a sparnesha??

Sparnesha by Sparnesha February 23, 2019

sharney 

She’s a hell fire of an angel. She’s a natural at everything she does. She is the mama pit bull of the family and everyone else’s families. She’s very protective. She’s hardworking and is the most dominant and manipulative of all women. She can do anything. Sharney is a great Newfie cook, great lover and better fighter. She’ll sing and charm the heart out of anyone! She is strong like bull and the best mother in the world.

Damn, look at Sharney go!

Everyone knows sharney!

Sharney is the best cook and even better singer!

Look sharneys on stage again!

sharney by MrsAnonymous01 March 26, 2021

Sparkey 

Good name for a cat.

Sparky! Stop eating all my cheese!

Sparkey by stefan May 5, 2004