sparmelade 

Sugar-coated spam. An enticing email that is difficult to refuse to open because it seems so sweet and innocent. Syrupy and sappy spam that is enticing.

I received this forwarded email, and it seemed so nice at first, but after opening it, it was nothing but sparmelade. Just a nonsense, but innocent-looking email advertisement.

sparmelade by Darbage June 9, 2011

Smarmalade 

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.

Smarmalade by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

Sharmalade 

The translucent orange, sometimes brown similar to the consistency and colour of marmalade (hence malade part of the word), slime that comes out of your anus when you shart .

Ive just sharted and have sharmalade in my underpants

Sharmalade by RumpyPump January 10, 2019

smarmalade 

smexy marmalade

"OH Martha Give me that smarmalade"

smarmalade by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013