8 definitions by Slackie Onassis
A hobby that is so relentlessly, assiduously, and even creepily pursued as to qualify as an obsession.
By the time of her umpteenth marathon, it was clear that running had become a kind of hobbsession for Esther.
by Slackie Onassis September 30, 2010
Lots of the Frankenfaithful are coming out of the woodwork these days, just like cicadas from the dirt. Let's hope they go back underground for another 17 years.
by Slackie Onassis May 31, 2007
A monstrous problem that is not addressed or solved, due to a toxic combination of greed, recklessness, carelessness, short-sightedness, lack of oversight, and/or lack of leadership.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is rapidly becoming Gulfzilla, exceeding even pessimistic assessments of the damage it'll do to the region.
by Slackie Onassis June 1, 2010
A fake museum; one that purports to advance learning without actually having scientific or educational content.
by Slackie Onassis May 31, 2007
Clementine was full of fauxthenticity the other day, after hitting Urban Outfitters and American Apparel in one afternoon -- it costs a lot of money to look so poor!
by Slackie Onassis April 14, 2010
1. A heretical religion; 2. A faith that pretends to uphold and established religious doctrine while actually undermining and corrupting that doctrine in practice; 3. A faith that turns people into unthinking automatons.
by Slackie Onassis May 31, 2007
Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.
by Slackie Onassis August 30, 2007