Sparkly Vampires

SparklyVampires.com is a website that absolutely rips Twilight a new asshole.

"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."

by jebuscrust April 15, 2010

Sparkly Soap

When you are playing Super Smash Brothers Melee on Nintendo Gamecube, and you knock someone off of the map in the fashion where they make a sparkle in the background. This is the opposite of a Texas-Al, which is when they hit the front of the screen, and tends to be easier to pull off than its counterpart.

When I got WiLL over 500% damage, the fact that I would Sparkly Soap him was almost inevitable, given an upward hit.

by The Stefan15 February 25, 2009

Sparkly Plaid

So far as colours go, sparkly plaid is just about as good as they get. Popular belief states plaid to be a pattern, sparkly naught but an embellishment. This common misconception is crap.

Sparkly plaid is by far my favorite colour, bar none.

by Skippy Jo[h]n Jones July 24, 2008

Sparkly David

When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.

I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.

by SmkenKC'sfinest February 5, 2015

Sparkly Pandas

A drink that consists or lemonade, strawberry, and vodka, and is served in a frosted bear glass with crushed ice.

I think i drank about for Sparkly Pandas last night at Where (a night club). They are AMAZING!!

by Hawaiian-in-Texas July 15, 2011

sparkly ass

stupid ass, dumb ass, stupid dumb ass
idiot, brainless, imbecile, moron

Pronounced with a Jersey accent. (Spahk-lee Ass)

Ghetto girl walks past with rainbow braids.
Derpina-"Look at her sparkly ass hair."
Derpette-"Bitch needs a new weave with that sparkly rainbow brite lookin' ass.."

by Rachey B. October 2, 2011

sparkly wiggles

what started as a video made by iresponsible parents on youtube now means exactly what the little girl says .. look it up

person1: look at those sparkly wiggles on those porches
person2: yea sparkly wiggles dont have rights

by skylar =D August 28, 2008