spaka

spaka - a slang word used for people who have special needs, generally used to insult your friends/refer to anyone really, just means - you got special needs!

"You're a bit of spaka" - Your reply to a mate who just told you he got to pissed one night and ended up pissing in his cupboard.

by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Spaka

Either a physically/mentally handicapped person or a term used to describe a friend that acts stupid in public.

"Spencer man you're a fuckin' spaka man ahaha"

by Fuck nas. May 14, 2017

Spaka

A nickname given to someone sober by another who is very high and drunk in the backseat.

"Spaka! You ain't no treaty-maker!"

by Spaka August 23, 2004

spunk spaka

When you cover a retard in hot sticky cum.

Guy 1 : Just got back from the mental hospital. Had a decent wank.
Guy2 : You filthy spunk spaka!

by WinkleFroth November 13, 2021

Spaka-Deamus & Pliers

Two people of Spastic persuasion.

In reference to the duo 'Chaka-Demus & Pliers', responsible for 90's classic hit 'Tease Me'

Christ! look at the state of those two ming-mongs ! A right pair of "Spaka-Deamus & Pliers"

by lucyindisguise July 26, 2011