spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti

Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!

spaghetti cock by SupermanTyga May 25, 2014

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Spaghetti Cockblock

When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.

Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.

Spaghetti Cockblock by Globaloney September 13, 2016

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