spaghevity 

1. longevity in eating spaghetti

2. ability to eat large quantities; usually coincides with being heavy

You could land a plane on her ass; you can tell she's got spaghevity.

spaghevity by Tyler(s) January 16, 2009

Spaghettify 

The act of something being stretched so much until it resembles, well, spaghetti.
Often done by black holes or Italian mafia bosses to people who have wronged them

I am going to spaghettify your horse

Spaghettify by Skellii October 20, 2022

spaghettiland 

Italy

I saw the leaning tower of pizza when i went to spaghettiland

spaghettiland by Doss_ July 16, 2017

Spaghetit 

Eating spaghetti while a man rubs your tits

James: Yeah, I just got spaghetited

Josh: Oh sick! Who did it?
James: Austin.

Spaghetit by Agrugh October 11, 2015

Spaghettily 

An adverb used to describe something that is done in an awkward fashion, or in a messy way.

I walked in on Big Joe and Pipa earlier, they were banging it out spaghettily.

Spaghettily by BigWO September 14, 2012

spaghetiosis 

1. When you ate to much spaghetti

1. I got spaghetiosis at the Italian place

spaghetiosis by AnonymousGuyOnTheInternet May 10, 2018

spaghetty 

Da ultra-cheap "food of choice" consumed by da also-super-parsimonious "evil twin" of da infamous obsessively-penny-pinching horse-grain-munching Depression-era millionairess.

I wonder if spaghetty is more or less expensive per pound of reconstituted product than oatmeal?

spaghetty by QuacksO June 15, 2021