spadger

Colloquial and affectionate term for the female genitalia. Possibly originated from "The Picture" magazine in Australia during the 1990s. See also "Smoo".

She has a fine body with a very cute spadger

by The Basilisk May 25, 2006

spadger

this would be a term that a male can use to point out a nice looking or attractive

spadger left or spadger right

spagde hunter

got find myself a spadge

by jake cary-edwards June 26, 2007

Spadger

An old english common name for house-sparrow or field-sparrow. Often a nickname for a petty thief.

As a term of endearment used by parents as a nickname based on physical atrributes or eating habits.

There's a right cheeky spadger that keeps peeping at me from the gutter through my bedroom window.

by spadge January 26, 2013

Spadger

An abbreviation of Spastic Badger, an insult used to describe someone who is being a twat.

Can be shortened to Spadge

'I can't believe you lit your joint back to front you total Spadger'

'Why would you vote for brexit you fucking spadge?'

by theironic0 May 16, 2018

Spadger

A wily creature who will often invade homes using invisibility and cause mischief under the guise of an evil of spirit or demon.

"Dude did you see that film paranormal activity?"
"The one with the spadger?"
"yeah dude, pesky spadger"

by Strange tamer November 2, 2013

Spadger

-noun A MILF spotter, usually with a copy of the iSpy Book Of MILFs. Collectively, Spadgers

Did you see that Spadger outside the tube station? He was definitely "filling his book" after the over-40s pilates class finished at the local gym

by osc23 February 24, 2012

studded spadger

When a woman has her clit pierced that is called a studded spadger.

Did you see that girls studded spadger

by Mudvaynem875 February 28, 2006