Spadge Dust

the excrement of a spadge, as per "a young fit cadaver"

shit she spilt some spadge dust on me

by cadaver666 October 20, 2007

Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017

Spadge bank

1. A mans jazz collection.
2. The female genitalia when filled with Semen.

1. 'Bloody hell dave. I'm dieing for a wank', 'Thats alright mate. You can borrow a bluey from my Spadge bank.'

by Redsoxrichie March 12, 2008

to get the spadge monkey of your back

to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension

Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.

by CG May 13, 2004

Spadging

To spadge - verb of the word spadge.

The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.

"whenever I watch spelling bees on tv I always want to give those kids a good spadging".

"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".

by Flying-pancakes-2 November 23, 2013

Spadging

To spadge one off; spadging one off.

To aggressively masturbate.

"He just spends all day spadging one off".

"He just spends all day spadging one off".

by Sauce_Monkey October 2, 2020

Spadge

Spadge is the reproductive organ that belongs to the female arachnid more commonly known as a Spadge (spider vag)

"what do you call a spider's vag? That's a Spadge mate."

by The Armoured Hooligan September 19, 2019