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Spadging

To spadge one off; spadging one off.

To aggressively masturbate.

"He just spends all day spadging one off".
"He just spends all day spadging one off".
by Sauce_Monkey October 2, 2020
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Kestrel sex

Two kestrels that have sex
"look at those kestrels, having kestrel sex, filthy fuckers!"
by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
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Milky shits

When you drink too much milk
"I've drank too much milk, I've now got the milky shits"
by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
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Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it
You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.
by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
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Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse
"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".
by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
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