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A spastic retard
Sean is a spacktard.
by Paul January 22, 2004
like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.
well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.
by lordblunkey May 13, 2005
A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.
Rob:Hew man, stop bein a spacktard.
Retard: I canit help it, im an inbred!
by Bryanttie April 06, 2009
The type of person who rather worryingly takes photos of their own nosehairs or similar.
"Are you taking photos of your nosehair? Why are you doing that you spacktard!?"
by Spacktardacular February 25, 2010