Spooge-spackled 

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.

My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?

Spooge-spackled by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

spackledorfed 

to be swindled, or "done wrong"

I've been spackledorfed!

spackledorfed by derpfish September 27, 2010

spackeling 

A form of masturbation commonly used by gothic males. It involves laying the penis across a flat surface (namely a table or bench) and pounding the penis with a large hammer until ejaculation occurs, or the penis becomes too purple and sore to continue. The word Spackel is derived from speckle, because the penis will go speckly after a prolonged beating. Spackeling is not to be confused with spackling.

For a graphic example of spackeling, see www.thepounder.com

spackeling by A-G-Dawg September 26, 2006

spacked 

Used to describe stupid or moronic behaviour by persons a few bricks short of a wall (see retard).

Often preceded by the ingestion intoxicating substances.
This person may now be officially labeled a spackie.

Guy: Woah! Did you see that drunk chick run through that glass door?
Girl: LOL. Thats really spacked up.

spacked by CheapThrills April 12, 2006

spackled the bowl 

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

spackled the bowl by Scott_H January 10, 2008

Spit spackel 

To slap the shit outta someone

Bitch don’t make me spit spackel you

Spit spackel by Ebvthen January 17, 2021

Smackeldorffed 

Smackeldorffed is a term stolen from a popular childrens television series and used to describe someone who is completely and utterly drunk, to the point of complete belligerence and sometimes to the extent of violence.

Matt:"Dude, you are smackeldorffed off your ass right now"
Jake:"Go oT hElL aDn BuRn tHerE FocKer"

Smackeldorffed by Jake Andrews February 22, 2005