A short-term testicular problem among male astronauts after re-entry in the atmosphere. The low level of gravity exposure in space makes the cubic hairs "float," thereforefore after returning to Earth, they tend to remain in the upright position for sometime weeks at a time.
Astronaut 1: Hey Niel, how was it in the sack last night?
Niel Armsrong: Horrible. I had--- spaceballs.
Niel Armsrong: Horrible. I had--- spaceballs.
by Bodacious Bob February 19, 2005
The spaceballs landed in your town and threw down some astroturf where the hundreds of years old forest once stood, now nobody can see the forest.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2022
Two people named Shelly and Fred are dating. Until Fred slips up..
Fred: Hey Shelly, want to watch Spaceballs with me?
Shelly: Hell no, you gay asshole!
That's why you shouldn't watch Spaceballs.
Fred: Hey Shelly, want to watch Spaceballs with me?
Shelly: Hell no, you gay asshole!
That's why you shouldn't watch Spaceballs.
by a butthead July 19, 2009
A mediocre movie with little to no humor in it whatsoever that some feeble old man made who had nothing better to do with his so called life. A cheap parody of Star Wars. Humiliates and embarrasses people everywhere who are unfortunate enough to get stuck with the last name Schwartz and also makes fun of the amazing Star Wars series. Thanks a lot Mel Brooks.
Geek 1: "Hahaha Spaceballs is so awesome, best movie ever!"
(Smarter)Geek 2: "Uh no way dude, it totally made fun of Star Wars which are the best movies ever!"
(Smarter)Geek 2: "Uh no way dude, it totally made fun of Star Wars which are the best movies ever!"
by MelBrooksNeedsToDieAlready May 26, 2010
A deuce that is so long it either can't fit on the screen all at once or clears the water in the toilet bowl.
by Casablancadon August 6, 2010
Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made! Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book holds up a Transformers comic book, Spaceballs: the Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal. Spaceballs: the Urban Dictionary definition
by vyquad July 23, 2021
A movie that was kind of like Avatar about 20 years before Avatar. A group of outsiders not from a planet looking for a suitable place to settle and raise their goofy looking kids, and take all the resources from the locals.
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021