Seattle Southpaw

To reach inside the vagina and jack yourself off while screwing a girl in the ass.

Barbara Stiensand's favorite position to do after taking a few valium is the Seattle Southpaw.

by Powered by God March 22, 2003

southpaw shocker

The act of doing the Shocker during sex but instead of your hand you use your big toe and your pinky toe

Broke my hand last week while skating so now I have to hit her with the Southpaw Shocker

by Southpaw Sipper June 18, 2021

southern southpaw

Male masterbation technique,
While using your left hand to beat off, you position your thumb facing your body with your hand on top of the shaft instead of underneath.

"Every once in a while a need to change it up with a southern southpaw."

by sac daddy October 14, 2006

southpaw dabbler

When you get a handjob from a left-handed person.

So how did last night go?
Dude, I totally got a southpaw dabbler from that hot lefty with the big tits.

by alicefreak November 15, 2007

Southpaw September

The act of using your non dominant hand for masturbation during the month of September.

Josh: yo bro are you ready for no nut November?
Mike: Nah bro its all about Southpaw September, i gotta work out my left.

by BallsasaurusFlex November 29, 2017

Southpaw Smudge

when a person dose a 420 to something, and then puts a random fagot on it. then, while straightening it,
performs defenestration on it.

you really southpaw smudged that bully.

by erdfghjmk,kmnbgfvdrghnjgfrgh February 13, 2017

Southpaw Claw

When your left nut starts to mysteriously ache for no reason. When the right nut aches it can be called just "the Claw" but that is much more uncommon.

"Dude my left nutty is hurting!"
"Why? I didn't even hit you there you pussbag."
"Nah, it's the Southpaw Claw. It's a bitch."
"And how!"

by SCLAW March 4, 2010